Mila Kunis

Her cartoon alter ego, the unforgivably annoying Meg from Family Guy, might be as attractive as a brick to the face, but the real deal is definitely, 100%, very, very hot. Worshipped by her legions of adoring That 70s Show fans, Kunis has more geeks shivering in desire than Princess Leia in a bikini. And after her appearance as “complimentary hot girl” in 2008’s film-noir-meets-the-matrix Max Payne, based on the computer game of the same name, her star has continued to rocket skywards.

There was Forgetting Sarah Marshall which included a topless scene, albeit one in a photo, in the film. And then there was Friend with Benefits with Justin Timberlake, which was a film about two outrageously attractive New Yorkers who star having sex. Some of the scenes are quite graphic according to some people, but we’ll have to take their word for it as we watched it on a plane, so they cut out all the rudies. We did however see Black Swan which is very rude, and also really mad. But it's great in a 'you'll never look at the swans in the park the same way again' kinda way.

A geek of the rarest order, Kunis also enjoys the absurdly complex and involved World Of Warcraft, the MMORPG du jour. Kunis has not released the details of what server she plays on, but she has said that she is with her close friends in the Alliance…

She also plays board games, enjoys murder mystery tours, speaks Russian, is witty, intelligent, self-effacing, private talented and her eyes are like windows into the very fabric of the universe. Stare to long and you are like to never return. How can you look upon another human when you have experience perfection? Woah, that sounded a bit mental. We’ve probably popped up on some list now…Soz Mila.

Lindsay Lohan

Being in front of the cameras in Lindsay Lohan's family is obligatory: Lindsay and her three younger siblings were all child models, but it was gingery big sis who hit the big time when she started getting cast in print and TV ads, eventually landing more than 100 gigs.

Fast forward a decade and Lindsay Lohan had earned her wild child tag thanks to endless partying with the likes of Paris Hilton, candid confessions that she was a drug addict. On the downside, such recklessness has had her labelled "unemployable", and her in-and-out trips to rehab and court have certainly cost her a few jobs.

Problem is, Lindsay Lohan’s metaphorically shot herself in the leg, because all her troubles, and there have been a lot, have overshadowed the fact that she’s a great actress. Mean Girls is a superb film, and when she pitched up in Machete she killed it (along with some people).

Lindsay Lohan lost a role in a biography of Linda Lovelace, the notorious pornstar. But there are signs that Lohan is reigning things in. A shoot for Playboy last year was a cause for celebration, and several other fashion shoots are popping up. We forsee a John Travolta style come-back any time soon. The Lohan phoenix will rise again.