Megan Fox

Megan Fox surely can't be human, because there is no woman alive who could have looked as good she did bent over a 1976 Chevrolet Camaro in Transformers. Well, except Rosie Huntington-Whiteley perhaps, who the character of Micheala Banes has transformed into for Michael Bay's big robot epic threequel.

But that doesn't matter because she launched her career out of nowhere and landed at the forefront of every teenage boy's dreams, after two very jiggly performances in Transformers and Transformers 2, so we're sure she can claw her way back to the top.

Aside from her time spent being chased by Hasbro merchandise, Megan has starred in Jennifer's Body - basically an excuse to dress her as a cheerleader and pan over her body. The other thing synonymous with Jennifer's Body was the leaked pictures Megan Fox emerging from a lake, soaking wet with no clothes on and just her nipples covered.

Recently she has appeared in comic book adaptation Jonah Hex, where she plays a gun totting prostitute and has also replaced Victoria Beckham as the body for Armani underwear.

Sadly, this FHM favourite married her long time on/off boyfriend Brian Austin Greene in 2010 at a secret wedding. But forget her marriage, because Megan Fox’s greatest achievement to date has to be her number one slot as FHM Sexiest Woman In The World 2008.

Keeley Hazell

After winning The Sun's Page 3 Idol contest way back in December 2004 (High-five, Ja Rule!), Keeley Hazell promptly took the nation by storm. Keeley is so pretty she became a source of national pride, so much so that when an American man made an off- hand comment about her in April 2006, it nearly started WWIII. Tony Blair was apparently overheard saying, by someone who was unavailable to comment, ‘I swear Cherie, if he says something like that about Keeley again, I’m doing a five-stretch.’ Such is the devotion to our Keeley.

Few glamour models from topless Page 3 beginnings have achieved levels of fame anywhere near Keeley Hazell. She even released a single called 'Voyeur' in 2008, while search engine Bing listed her as the 16th most searched for person in the UK in 2009; no doubt the words 'topless', 'boobs' and 'breasts' accompany her name in almost every search, but we’re not here to discuss semantics. While she has refused to pose in Playboy, a certain sex tape featuring Keeley and then boyfriend Lloyd Miller was leaked to perhaps the most eager, but guilty audience of all time back in 2007.

Keeley Hazell’s fantastic assets have landed her no fewer than four FHM cover shoots, and she's been a fixture in the top five of FHM's 100 Sexiest Women in the World - although (surprisingly) she's never clinched the title. She could perhaps lay claim to the Sexiest Woman Never to Have Won, but time is certainly on her side.

If you’re sat there thinking this is all very well, but where the hell is she? Then we have two words for you - Hollywood. Keeley Hazell has gone to America! To act and be a star, and she’s doing it! Shes appeared in real life actual films such as Like Crazy, Whispers and Awful Nice. We’re super pleased for her, but if some slimy showbiz agent thinks he can take advantage of her, we’ll be on him like a spooked chimpanzee.